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Coffee

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by SGO, May 2, 2021.

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  1. SGO

    SGO Well-Known Member

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    Shortly after tying the knot, a young married couple started arguing over who should make the coffee.
    Being a good Christian woman, the wife went to the scriptures for her answer.
    She said that the Bible specifically stated that men should be the ones to make the coffee.

    The husband asked her where in the Bible it said that.
    Very confidently, the wife opened up her Bible and said: “It’s right here—HEBREWS.”
     
    #1 SGO, May 2, 2021
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    "Shortly after tying the knot, a young married couple started arguing over who should make the coffee."

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    #2 Roy, May 7, 2021
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    Well since this is about coffee, I guess it depends who makes coffee... True story... A deacon Brother Joe in our church wanted to impress our pastor, Brother Bob, so he got to church early and started coffee brewing... He had the cups all laid out, and amenities of cream and sugar for those who wanted them and as the members started filing into the kitchen each grabbed a cup and the pastor arrived, he also grabbed a cup and went to the head of the line and filled his cup... He waited until a few others had filled theirs and took a sip and his face became all distorted as if he tasted something really bad:Sick... He said composing himself, quite loudly... WHO MADE THIS COFFEE?... The deacon, Brother Joe who made it didn't want anyone to get any of the credit and proudly stepped forward and said I DID!... Brother Bob said, Brother Joe, you ever drink coffee?... I never touch the stuff, said Brother Joe... Brother Bob replied, then you don't EVER make it again either!... Brother Glen:Roflmao
     
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    Mission accomplished. Impression made. :Wink
     
    #4 RighteousnessTemperance&, May 8, 2021
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    Send for the Smith Brothers and stop the coffee.
     
    #5 SGO, May 8, 2021
  6. tyndale1946

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    I guess I was never into drinking real coffee... Black!... YEACH!... I have to embellish mine, so is it really coffee or a Java toddy?... Minus the booze!... Brother Glen:)
     
    #6 tyndale1946, May 8, 2021
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