Wow.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jNcAFWcqLX_mkYrRyvrCYrf-5bYQD9974CRO0
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jNcAFWcqLX_mkYrRyvrCYrf-5bYQD9974CRO0
- I wonder if this will have any mass appeal.
- I would buy stock in this company...but I'm not sure it will split.
- The article says the coffin breaks down in 2 years or less. Here's how it probably goes:
- First 6-8 weeks: Coffin is entirely green, and difficult to open.
- 2 months-12 months: Coffin is mostly yellow.
- 12-24 months: Coffin gets brown spots, which grow bigger.
- after 24 months: Can only be used for banana pudding.
- Modifying the well-know phrase: "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a coffin."
- Also...if a pallbearer drops the coffin, does it bruise?
- Finally...who would want to Dole out big bucks for one?
