From Neal Boortz...pretty funny: SOURCE
Ain't it the truth! This president thinks only government is good...
I intercepted an internal White House memorandum yesterday. This memorandum details the new charges that will be leveled against health insurance companies and executives as Obama's demonization efforts go forward. The following accusations are scheduled to be made. Health insurance executives:
- Eat puppies.
- Sell their mothers and daughters into prostitution.
- Burn churches
- Spray paint swastikas on synagogues
- Don't come to a full stop at stop signs
- Tear tags off of mattresses
- Hunt out of season
- Don't wash before leaving the restroom
- Trade secret recipes for kitten soup
- Hate dogs
- Wear stripes with plaids
- Cheat at golf
Ain't it the truth! This president thinks only government is good...