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Discussion in 'General Baptist Discussions' started by mandym, Feb 21, 2012.

  1. HankD

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    Did you hear about the 5 point pastor who fell down the stairs, got up brushed himself off and said "thank heaven that's over with".

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  2. DaChaser1

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    And his Arm pastor friend said to him" too bad that you chose that moment to do down the stairs!"
     
  3. HankD

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    LOL!

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    Wouldn't the full fledged calvinist say that God chose the stairs just for him?
     
  5. DaChaser1

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    But God would allow the person to make the decision to go there and trip and fall down the stairs that was provided by God for him!
     
  6. SaggyWoman

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    What are these threads for, really?
     
  7. glfredrick

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    To cause you to be predestined to ask that question.

    There! I have finally and forever solved the issue of God's determinism. :tongue3:
     
  8. gb93433

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    Wasting time.
     
  9. jbh28

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    No, mine has an engine.
     
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    :D OK, I guess you beat me to this
     
  11. DaChaser1

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    those threads he posted just shows what happens when spending too much time on the BB!
     
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