Dumb Criminal

Good one. I remember reading about a bank robber who was described by the bank teller as very tall, very thin and wearing a bright green ski suit. Well, twenty minurtes later the police spotted a very tall, very thin man wearing a bright green jump suit. The fellow had stashed the money in his apartment and gone back out on the street without changing clothes. :laugh:

 

I heard about a guy who went into a bank, filled out a deposit slip as a pretense of depositing money in a non-existent account. Then he robbed the bank and ran off with the loot. The police simply got his name from the deposit slip and arrested him.

Another guy burglarized a home and was relaxing at home afterward when there was a knock on his door. He opened it and was surprised to see the police. They had followed his footprints in the snow back to his home.

Then there was another guy who pretended to be shopping, robbed a store and left his wallet there. There is also the guy who handed a clerk in a store a $20 bill and asked for change. When the clerk opened the register, the man demanded the money in it. The clerk handed him what was in it. The guy got away with only $15, while the clerk still had the $20 that the man handed him.