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  1. abcgrad94

    abcgrad94 Active Member

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    Come to think of it, same here. Being on a committee means I'd have to be doing something instead of just warming a pew.
     
    #101 abcgrad94, Dec 23, 2009
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    You spelled underwear wrong.

    Sorry, but I just pointed that out to be argumentative. :tongue3:
     
    #102 Winman, Dec 24, 2009
  3. baptistteacher

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    We can't form a committee. Don't you know about the 13th Commandment - "Thou shalt not committee."
     
    #103 baptistteacher, Dec 24, 2009
  4. Salty

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    Thats only for Primitive Baptists - Gen Assoc- Reguar Baptists will form a commttee,but let the chairman do everything. Americian Baptists will say they form a committee but wait until the State Association approves of it., IFB dont need no committee beacuse the Pastor does everthing anyways.
    then the Conservative Baptist and the Two-seed-in-the Spirit Baptists ...
     
    #104 Salty, Dec 24, 2009
  5. mcdirector

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    Southern Baptists have committees of committees. Forming a committee comes immediately after church membership.
     
    #105 mcdirector, Dec 24, 2009
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    How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?

    CHANGE??    :eek:
     
    #106 baptistteacher, Dec 25, 2009
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    Baptistteacher must be disciplined along with Saggy. He used a bad word twice in one post! The word "change" is not allowed in Baptist circles unless used in the church nursery.
     
    #107 abcgrad94, Dec 25, 2009
  8. SaggyWoman

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    Someone did not use their toothpaste and deodarant.
     
    #108 SaggyWoman, Dec 28, 2009
  9. Salty

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    And Real MEN do not darken the doors of a Baptist nursery
     
    #109 Salty, Dec 28, 2009
  10. abcgrad94

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    I nominate Saggy to start a committee to collect donations of toothpaste and deodorant for the needy. I also nominate Salty to purchase more disposable diapers for the nursery.
     
    #110 abcgrad94, Dec 28, 2009
  11. SaggyWoman

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    I don't want to collect that. I want to collect what I want to collect.
     
    #111 SaggyWoman, Dec 30, 2009
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    col⋅lect

    2 /ˈkɒl[​IMG]ɛkt/ –noun any of certain brief prayers used in Western churches esp. before the epistle in the communion service.
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    Saggy's done gone high church on us. While the committee on committees is forming a committee on whatever the committee on committees was forming a committee for - well, they ought to have a committee on this high church sort of thing. Unchecked they may supplant CCM with Gregorian chants.
     
    #112 padredurand, Dec 30, 2009
  13. SaggyWoman

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    Now, I can do a great Gregorian Chant.
     
    #113 SaggyWoman, Dec 30, 2009
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    I hope better than your singing . . .
     
    #114 mcdirector, Jan 2, 2010
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    OOOOoooooh! Saggy is not demonstrating a submissive attitude! On top of that she doesn't care about the needy.

    Where did Salty go? Is he STILL comparing prices on the brands of diapers? Typical Baptist, doesn't want to spend money.
     
    #115 abcgrad94, Jan 2, 2010
  16. SaggyWoman

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    No, Salty wasn't pricing diapers. He was pricing Depends.

    I am demonstrating submission. Mutual submission.
     
    #116 SaggyWoman, Jan 2, 2010
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    Depends adult diapers? Oh that will never do. It's not part of the Baptist uniform. I sure hope he doesn't wear those to church. It would be a distraction!
     
    #117 abcgrad94, Jan 4, 2010
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    Know why Depends will never be part of the Baptist uniform? You have to change them. Regularly.
    Does somebody have a testimony? Yes, Deacon Goesalot.

    I am wearing the authorized version Depends. I have been wearing the same pair nigh on to 16 years now. Said right on the box they was good for up to 150 pounds and I don't think they weigh but an ounce or two. Don't see no reason to change just cause the younger folk are raising a fuss....
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    #118 padredurand, Jan 4, 2010
  19. mcdirector

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    Perhaps we could give Deacon Goesalot a new pew . . .
     
    #119 mcdirector, Jan 4, 2010
  20. SaggyWoman

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    Nope. It is all modern singing, where it gets messy.
     
    #120 SaggyWoman, Jan 4, 2010
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