For My KJV Brothers & Sisters: List of KJV Churches

I have no clue what thou art saying. </font>[/QUOTE]You've practiced long enough, it's time for you to go pro.
</font>[/QUOTE]So, Mr OmniScient, the very first time you read her, can you honestly say you had a clue? Or are you a part of her Ostrich Club?

 

Yeah! With a butcher knife and a bottle of yer daddy's nitro pills!

These guys make it a hobby and spend hours and hours of truly fruitless time doing this junk, all fer nuttin'. One day they'll learn that it hasn't changed those who are rooted and grounded in the KJB.

 

Okay, thanx for being a good sport

 

I have no clue what thou art saying. </font>[/QUOTE]You've practiced long enough, it's time for you to go pro.
</font>[/QUOTE]So, Mr OmniScient, the very first time you read her, can you honestly say you had a clue? Or are you a part of her Ostrich Club? </font>[/QUOTE]Sister Granny Gumbo and I are of the Kindred Spirit, Orvie, something you should get to know about someday, SOON!

I learned from the Lord to appreciate our older folks and their wisdom, Sister Granny Gumbo has more wisdom in her little finger than the whole lot of you mv pushers. While I've been growing up, pushers are arrested for selling drugs to minors. Sure am glad I'm not "buying" drugs from you guys!

 

As I read this, I noticed your over 1,200 posts since Dec 2003, and had a nice laugh. Good one Master P

 

I have no clue what thou art saying. </font>[/QUOTE]You've practiced long enough, it's time for you to go pro.
</font>[/QUOTE]So, Mr OmniScient, the very first time you read her, can you honestly say you had a clue? Or are you a part of her Ostrich Club? </font>[/QUOTE]Sister Granny Gumbo and I are of the Kindred Spirit, Orvie, something you should get to know about someday, SOON!

I learned from the Lord to appreciate our older folks and their wisdom, Sister Granny Gumbo has more wisdom in her little finger than the whole lot of you mv pushers. While I've been growing up, pushers are arrested for selling drugs to minors. Sure am glad I'm not "buying" drugs from you guys! </font>[/QUOTE]But you have an addiction to 'pickles' nonetheless. And you only appreciate the older sister GG, because you shares your position. If she was an MV user, instead of KJV(kjb) you'd change your tune.

 

Well, child, you don't EVER have to worry about me being a mpv user...it'll never happen, captain! I've never even TOUCHED "another", let alone, read the thang!

btw, I don't share BroRicky's "position", I follow Jesus...& if he's following Jesus, then we is bound to be headed in the right direction, amen?

Kindred Spirit...hey, I like that A LOT!

 

Hey Granny, I understand where you are coming from. Even though, we disagree about the other versions. I do understand your confidence in your good ol' KJV.
I am like that with eternal security. No need to even get into a debate. I believe it 100%. So why waste time debating it.

As for KJVOism, I am still learning things about how the Bible was preserved from the originals until today. And one effective way I learn is through debate.

I also think the list is a good one.
It allows people who are that mindset to see where their type churches are.

I'd like to see one on churches that use MVs.

 

This will be difficult.
The KJVOs are probably under 1% of the
churches in the USofA. It will
be hard to make a list of 99% of the
churches.

 

The website posted does one good thing for me - It gives me a list of churches NOT to consider if I move into a new area. I know I'll never set foot in any of them!

PS When KJVOs get to Heaven I hope they're surrounded in their neighborhood by nothing but us MVers!!!

 

I died and went to heaven.
As Saint Peter was escorting me to
my "mansion" (KJV) we passed a certain
area of heaven. "Shush" says Saint Peter
and i shushed. I wispered "why do we have
to be so quite here?"
Saint Peter said quitely: "Right on the other
side of this wall is the KJVOs.
They must not hear us, they think they
are the only ones in heaven.

 

Colossians 2 (KJV)
20 Wherefore if ye be dead with Christ from the rudiments of the world, why, as though living in the world, are ye subject to ordinances,
21 (Touch not; taste not; handle not;
22 Which all are to perish with the using after the commandments and doctrines of men?

 

Perhaps the resumption of sacrifices in the thrid temple will be to remove all the ritual impurity associated with physically touching modern versions.

 

Amazing how she is able to know something is corrupt if she hasn't even touched or read it. I wonder if she has ESP or something.

 

Yeah, that's why some people are still using the Latin Vulgate. They know that they have a good thing, so why bother checking out a modern version like the KJV. What difference does it make that they can’t really understand Latin? It was good enough for Paul and Silas, and it’s good enough for them. God wrote only one Bible, so modern versions like the KJV have to be counterfeits. Of course if they checked it out, they would learn that the Latin Vulgate is also a modern version, and just a translation at that, but they will never check it out and learn the truth because they have a good thing and they know it.

Please don’t bother me with the facts, I don’t need the facts, the lies are good enough for me!

 

I was looking in my Bible for a verse that says that KJO’s will get to heaven and I couldn’t find one. But then again, the Bible that I was using was a KJB. Maybe they can find a modern version that say's that they will. They really ought to read them to find out!

 

Once upon a time, when I was just a small lad four of five years, I was standing on a high hill near the seashore enjoying the view of the ocean. As I was doing so, I noticed that the earth was not flat, but round, and I wondered why I didn’t fall right off. I asked my Independent Fundamentalist Baptist Pastor why, and he told me that the earth was flat. I told him that from up on the hill I could see that it was round, and he quoted these words from the KJB and told me that I was mistaken.

Rev. 7:1. And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.

Now, when I am close to the seashore, I stay away from high hills because I don’t want to be deceived.

 

What I meant by Precepts' position was about the KJV. "Stick" with the KJV stick if you want, it's not 'sticky' even for Bro Ricky I never doubted for a moment you or Precepts (qs;Ricky)didn't follow Jesus

 

Thanky, Orvie! And in case others didn't know, da granny don't believe in ESP! btw, LadyE, sorry for the direction of the thread...didn't mean to hijack it. Forgive me.

 

This will be difficult.
The KJVOs are probably under 1% of the
churches in the USofA. It will
be hard to make a list of 99% of the
churches.

</font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, Ed, that's exactly right. Broad is the path that leadeth to destruction, strait is the gate and narrow is the way that leadeth unto life eternal, and FEW be that enter thereat. God still has a remnant!

Glad to be part of that 1% !!!