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Funny Business Names

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Thousand Hills, Feb 25, 2011.

  1. Thousand Hills

    Thousand Hills Active Member

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    Anybody have local businesses with funny names, such as:

    Curl Up and Dye (Hair Salon)
    All Creatures Bed and Biscuit (Pet Boarding)
    Fat Boyz Home Cookin (Restaurant)
    Queens of Clean (Housekeeping Service)
    Wee Bee Kars (Used Autos)
    Stay True Tattoo (Body Art)
    Night Owl Security (Home Security Monitoring)
     
  2. Gwen

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    The Blind Couple (Man and wife team that install window blinds)
    Reruns (Used children's clothing store)
     
  3. John of Japan

    John of Japan Well-Known Member

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    Hurl Cafe--a Japanese restaurant near us using an English name.
     
  4. Gwyneth

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    Botchett & Scarper :eek:
    a firm of builders in Pembrokeshire
     
  5. abcgrad94

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    Dr. Noto, pediatrist
     
  6. Gwyneth

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    "A 1 Scrubbers " local cleaning firm

    "S. Quelch " local plumber
     
  7. Earth Wind and Fire

    Earth Wind and Fire Well-Known Member

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    Trenton Pipe & Nipple:laugh:
     
  8. Gina B

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    There was a resale shop for kid's in one town I lived near. It was named "Once Upon a Child." Adorable name!

    Leaven and Earth Sandwich Co., catering business in Citrus Heights, CA.

    There was a coffee stand in Grants Pass OR named "The Human Bean." The name threw me but I stopped by anyhow and YUCK!

    Pies-n-Thighs in Brooklyn. In case you think I'm kidding here's the link... http://piesnthighs.com/
     
  9. InTheLight

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    Sew What? Tailor
     
  10. John of Japan

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    Kuu kai? = "Wanna Eat?"--an all you can eat restaurant that used to be in our town. It went broke, though the food was okay.
     
  11. David Lamb

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    "Used-2-B" - shop selling second-hand furniture

    An estate agent (I think that's "realtor" in American) called David Force. When he sold a house, the sign would go up: "Sold by Force".
     
  12. abcgrad94

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    In our area there is a PRAY construction company. Every time I see one of their trucks, I wonder if their customers are supposed to pray they do a good job!
     
  13. Gwen

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    There was a Japanese restaurant near my house that was called, "Yuki," which means "snow." However, most Americans would pronounce it, "Yucky." Maybe that's why they didn't stay in business very long!
     
  14. BroTom64

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    Appomattox, VA funeral home

    "Bruce and Stiff" used to be "Cole and Stiff"
     
  15. NaasPreacher (C4K)

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    Seen in Birmingham, AL several years ago:

    LeAnn's Beauty Salon and Chainsaw Repair.
     
  16. Gwyneth

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    LeAnn's Beauty Salon and Chainsaw Repair.

    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
    a bit drastic.
     
  17. abcgrad94

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    Oh man--that's one place I wouldn't want to go for a haircut!
     
  18. Gwyneth

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    Curl up and Dye ........ hairdresser :eek::eek:

    wouldn`t be too keen on visiting this place either
     
  19. Ulsterman

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    Herr Flick (Hairdressers in Belfast, N. Ireland)
     
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