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"Get off that bridge!"

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by thisnumbersdisconnected, Jul 31, 2014.

  1. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    A group of Methodist ministers was attending their annual conference at a private countryside resort. Several of them set off to explore the area, and presently they came upon an old bridge that crossed a quiet pond. Unfortunately, they didn't notice a sign declaring the bridge to be unsafe.

    As they crossed it, the caretaker came running after them. "Hey! You there! Get off that bridge!" he protested.

    "It's all right," declared one of the ministers, not understanding the reason behind the warning. "We are in this resort with permission. We're Methodists from the Conference."

    "Oh, I'm not worried about who you are or why you're here," replied the caretaker calmly. "But if you don't get off that bridge, you'll all be Baptists!"
     
  2. tyndale1946

    tyndale1946 Well-Known Member
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    Seems to me they had a method to be Baptist! Well it couldn't hurt!:thumbs:
     
  3. church mouse guy

    church mouse guy Well-Known Member
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    :laugh::laugh:

    One time at the ministerial association meeting, a Methodist got up and said, "Fire!"

    And so a Baptist got up and said, "Water!"

    And a Presbyterian got up and said, "Order!"
     
  4. Thousand Hills

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    Hmm, Wesleyans, bless their hearts.
     
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