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God's Commandment To do Math

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  1. Hark

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    He did say to go forth and multiply, right?
     
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    JonC Lifelong Disciple
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    New or old math? That's the debate.

    Sent from my TARDIS
     
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    Also the Lord added to the church daily such as should be saved!... In my day it was called Arithmetic!.. Brother GlenSmile
     
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    And Paul counted all things loss that he might gain Christ. That's subtraction. Biggrin
     
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  5. Hark

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    Yep. God's commandment to do math does involve more than just to multiply.:)
     
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    Ah yes and lets not forget this one... Division and subtraction!... Brother GlenSmile

    Matthew 25:32 And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:

    25:33 And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
     
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    And it even follows the order of operations.
     
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    And this one too that my wife reminded me of this morning over breakfast... Brother Glen

    Matthew 18:21 Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?

    18:22 Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.
     
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