In a surprise dawn raid, Federal agents raided Santa Claus' hideout seeking contraband toys.
Many elves were immolated in the ensuing mayhem and others were detained after it was found that they lacked toymaker licenses. Mr. Claus, using the alias "Kris Kringle", was issued a citation for traveling too great a distance in too short a time in his unregistered sled. The sled was driven by reindeer in violation of accepted emissions standards. The reindeer were also found to be in violation of local zoning laws prohibiting livestock, and were put down. Mr. Claus was charged with animal abuse, having failed to treat one reindeer, which had an abnormal, glowing proboscous.
Finally, Mr. Claus had a very large accumulation of toys and he could not coherently explan of his income. Suspected to be stolen goods, the stash was destroyed.
Mr. Claus was also charged with sex offenses after a large amount of correspondence with children was discovered. Federal agents also found Frosty the Snowman at the Claus residence, and his corn-cob pipe was seized as suspected drug paraphenlia as it is commonly used used to smoke black tar heroine.
According to Lt. Keystone who commanded the raid, "All we're trying to do is make America safer. Think of the children".