Homonym Story

[ktn4eg]

The roofer had two cee the dock-ter bee-cause he had come down with shingles.

 

[jilphn1022]

I herd that the roofer was in fare condishin at the lowcal hos- pit- ill.
Hee hadd plane soarness and hee whale re-cover knicely!

 

[Gwyneth]

hour low cal hospital may clothes.

 

[jilphn1022]

Their is good gnus about yore hospital. It well bee staying open fore awhile.

 

[David Lamb]

Butter wile Mae mean too daze two won locale counsellor, butt to years four another.

(Well, I almost made it without using a non-homonym!)

 

[Gwyneth]

hour low-cal cow `n` cell array way stow thyme:BangHead:

 

[jilphn1022]

Weather ewe believe me or knot, May is the wurst whether month for tornadoes.

( Sunday in Joplin Mo, they had a mile long tornadoes reports of 89 people have been killed.
Their hospital and WalMart were damaged too in this tornado!) Let us pray for them!

 

[Gwyneth]

aisle be leave yoo, an dime glad too say wee do knot have them hear, sew eye don`t know a lotta bout them ......

 

[David Lamb]

Wier knot inn May now. Torn aid doughs Finnish?

(Link here to serious thread on the recent tornadoes)

 

[jilphn1022]

Their have bean Torn aid doughs in June too.
In the gnus paper ( moose paper) we have seen a lot pix of em!

 

[Gwyneth]

Eye knead two get my sowing machine out. :wavey:

 

[ktn4eg]

Too bee oar oar knot two bee....Watt kine dove question is that?

 

[jilphn1022]

Y that is a good question!
Eye am knot able to answer it, but
eye wood say, their our smart people on this board who cud help ewe!

 

[Gwyneth]

Nit, nit nit, so, so, so, crow shey, crow shey, crow shey. Sew much two do !
key ping bizzy.

 

[Salty]

Dew u have two bring this up again?

 

[ktn4eg]

She finally herd from her bouyfriend in Dallas....He sent her a TEX message!