How do you clean your toilet

[Carolina Baptist]

Simply toss in a cat, close the lid and flush at least three times. Believe me, it will be scrubed cleaner than any commercial cleaner can do. CAUTION: Do not be anywhere near the bathroom when the cat figures out how to open the lid!:applause:

Ya gotta be careful what kind of soap you use. That cat is gonna spread it all over the house when he gets out.

 

[EdSutton]

Simply toss in a cat, close the lid and flush at least three times. Believe me, it will be scrubed cleaner than any commercial cleaner can do. CAUTION: Do not be anywhere near the bathroom when the cat figures out how to open the lid! [Smilie snipped, to print!]

Not funny!

RULE!!!

Whaddaya' mean, not funny? That's hilarious!

My bride doesn't think so! :-(



But both of our dogs agree that it's funny!

My 20+ cats were of two minds, however, about half and half -

with the one curled up in my lap not voting, as he is asleep.

So the dogs get the deciding votes!

Ed

 

[padredurand]

I use honey.



Every time the bowl needs a good scrubbing I yell, "Honey!" Next thing I know, it is as clean as a whistle.


Glad you're nailing those 95 whatchamacallits on your bathroom door, Sue. Can't stand a bathroom without good reading material.

 

[LeBuick]

I use honey.



Every time the bowl needs a good scrubbing I yell, "Honey!" Next thing I know, it is as clean as a whistle.


Glad you're nailing those 95 whatchamacallits on your bathroom door, Sue. Can't stand a bathroom without good reading material.

I'll be sending a copy of this post to your "Honey"... :laugh: :laugh:


I just toss in a couple of alka seltzer. They have scrubbing bubbles that do all the work for ya. :thumbs:

 

[mcdirector]

I use honey.



Every time the bowl needs a good scrubbing I yell, "Honey!" Next thing I know, it is as clean as a whistle.


Glad you're nailing those 95 whatchamacallits on your bathroom door, Sue. Can't stand a bathroom without good reading material.

AND Honey hands you the cleaning materials and says "get to it!" ?

I keep a Kaboom in the tank and change it once every two months. They are really good. Other than that, I spray the thing down with the clorox forming squirt bottle, let it sit, and wipe it off with paper towels.

 

[Tom Butler]

Bathroom cleaner and brush.

No cats.

 

[Joe]

http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/img/bivalve/bowl_man.gif The Tidy Bowl Man

 

[EdSutton]

My Top Ten suggestions:

#10.) I've learned the hard way that you should put the soap in the toilet before tossing in the cat.

#9.) And I also suggest holding the lid shut from the side, rather than the front.

#8.) One should have more than one cat, for each toilet, for about once a month is as often as you can safely catch the cat, for this job.

#7.) All breakable items should be removed from the top of sinks, vanities, tanks, etc. prior to starting the actual cleaning process.

#6.) 'Good' towels, washcloths, etc. should not be left hanging on the towel racks.

#5.) The bathroom door needs to be open for the entire process, lest the cat feel 'trapped' after the cleaning, and one receive the full displeasure of the cat. (Remember, the cat can climb you, just as easily as the shower curtain, which should itself already be removed from the bathroom.)

#4.) Safety Goggles are highly recommended.

#3.) A good supply of bandages, band-aids, and general first-aid supplies should be in the medicine cabinet prior to commencing the cleaning procedure.

#2.) A cell or otherwise portable phone should be easily available, with 9-1-1 on speed dial. (Ideally, one should have another nearby, with the phone already in hand.)

And the #1 suggestion is to "Be careful, but still quick with your actions!" This is not the time for slow and deliberate motions.

:thumbs:

Ed

P.S. [Edited to add] One should definitely consider having very loud music playing, for the benefit of any nearby, 'overly sensitive' neighbors, especially any PC, 'PETA' types.

 

[bobbyd]

Simply toss in a cat, close the lid and flush at least three times. Believe me, it will be scrubed cleaner than any commercial cleaner can do. CAUTION: Do not be anywhere near the bathroom when the cat figures out how to open the lid!:applause:

:laugh: This made my day!!!

 

[faith.hope.love]

I clean the outside of the toilet with Clorox wipes and the inside with toilet bowl cleaner and the Clorox toilet wands (with the disposable sponge type thingy). :thumbs:

 

[faith.hope.love]

So you're telling me I should purchase a cat for cleaning purposes? I'm on it.

 

[The Scribe]

 

[EdSutton]

I clean the outside of the toilet with Clorox wipes and the inside with toilet bowl cleaner and the Clorox toilet wands (with the disposable sponge type thingy). :thumbs:

You should never put Clorox in any form, inside the toilet bowl, when cleaning it.

It makes the cat's paws split open and become sore!

Ed