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How Do You Decide Whom to Marry?

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by preacher4truth, Aug 10, 2014.

  1. preacher4truth

    preacher4truth New Member

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    1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)


    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    -- Alan, age 10

    -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
    -- Kristen, age 10


    2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
    -- Camille, age 10


    3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
    -- Derrick, age 8


    4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
    Both don't want any more kids.
    -- Lori, age 8


    5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
    -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

    -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    -- Martin, age 10


    6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
    -When they're rich.
    -- Pam, age 7

    -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
    - - Curt, age 7

    -The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    - - Howard, age 8

    (* I took this off of another forum, no clue who wrote it)
     
  2. convicted1

    convicted1 Active Member

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    Kristen, 1b, seems to be a quick study...
     
  3. JonC

    JonC Lifelong Disciple
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    Wow...I just flipped a coin. (kidding....kidding....dont' tell my wife)
     
  4. tyndale1946

    tyndale1946 Well-Known Member

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    "Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents"
    -Eric, AGE 6



    How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry??


    "You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one."
    -Kelly, AGE 9

    "My mother says to look for a man who is kind....That's what I'll do....I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome."
    -Carolyn, AGE 8

    Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married.


    "Eighty-four Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom."
    -Carolyn, AGE 8


    "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife."
    -Bert, AGE 5

    How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet??


    "They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down...It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values."
    -Lottie, AGE 9


    "My father was doing some strange chores for my mother. They won't tell me what kind."
    -Jeremy, AGE 8

    What Do Most People Do on a Date??


    "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
    -Martin, AGE 10


    "Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love."
    -Craig, AGE 9

    When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone??


    "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
    -Allan, AGE 10


    "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you....If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."
    -Kally, AGE 9

    The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married??


    "You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan."
    -Kirsten, AGE 10

    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them."
    -Anita, AGE 9

    "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."-Will AGE 7

    You got to like Bert he is planning ahead
     
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  5. ramnchou

    ramnchou New Member

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    I guess I should have read this before getting married :thumbs:
     
  6. tyndale1946

    tyndale1946 Well-Known Member

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    So you nailed you a wife. I hope she was a good one!... Question Are you the nail or the hammer? Who nailed who?:smilewinkgrin:
     
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