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How to Avoid Huge Ships

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by John of Japan, Apr 7, 2020.

  1. John of Japan

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    How to avoid big ships - move to Kansas
     
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    At $898 for the paperback edition I think I might buy two copies.

    One for me and one for my dinghy friend.

    Rob
     
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    Due to hearing problems and being generally poor with language, I completely misunderstood when I read the title silently to myself and immediately thought of an earlier solution: “Ain’t Gonna Bump No More with No Big Fat Woman.” Still, it probably saved my life more than once.
     
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    One of the reviews was by someone who lived in the mountains who was still worried about the huge ships finding him. :Laugh
     
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