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Hymns For Speeding

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by tyndale1946, May 18, 2024.

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    - At 45 mph... "God will take care of you"
    - At 55 mph... "Guide me, O thou Great Jehovah"
    - At 65 mph... "Nearer my God, to thee"
    - At 75 mph... "Nearer, still nearer"
    - At 85 mph... "This world is not my home"
    - At 95 mph... "Lord, I'm coming home"
    - Over 100 mph... "Precious memories"

    Brother Glen:)
     
    #1 tyndale1946, May 18, 2024
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