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Just plain humor

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Salty, Dec 3, 2022.

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  1. Salty

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    Why did the girl study on a plane?
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    Because, she was told she could never complete higher education - and she wanted to prove them wrong!
     
    #1 Salty, Dec 3, 2022
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    The try-outs for HEE-HAW have been cancelled!:p:Laugh:Sneaky
     
    #2 just-want-peace, Dec 5, 2022
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  3. Salty

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    Would it be more funny if it were a boy on the plane?
     
    #3 Salty, Dec 7, 2022
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    No it would be funnier if it was a minister studying his Bible on the plane... He would be closer to headquarters!... Brother Glen:Biggrin
     
    #4 tyndale1946, Dec 7, 2022
  5. Salty

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    Now that is good!
     
    #5 Salty, Dec 7, 2022
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    Now that's better... You all heard it from the Administrator and a man of the cloth... And from personal experience... Brother Glen;)
     
    #6 tyndale1946, Dec 7, 2022
  7. Salty

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    But I have a pastor friend who served on a submarine????
     
    #7 Salty, Dec 7, 2022
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    Salty you just walked into that one... No problem!... Brother Glen;)

    Psalms 139: 7 Whither shall I go from thy spirit? or whither shall I flee from thy presence?

    8 If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there.

    9 If I take the wings of the morning, and dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea;

    10 Even there shall thy hand lead me, and thy right hand shall hold me.
     
    #8 tyndale1946, Dec 7, 2022
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    Walk?? Dont you mean swim???
     
    #9 Salty, Dec 7, 2022
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    No I mean walk!... The Army doesn't have submarines!... Neither does the Marines!... If I wanted to swim, I would have joined the Navy... Brother Glen:)
     
    #10 tyndale1946, Dec 8, 2022
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    I would never join the Navy - I like to sleep with the windows open
     
    #11 Salty, Dec 8, 2022
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    I don't like sleeping above water:eek:... Glad we both understand each other Salty... Brother Glen:Thumbsup:Thumbsup
     
    #12 tyndale1946, Dec 8, 2022
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    So that why you didnt buy that waterbed!
     
    #13 Salty, Dec 8, 2022
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