1. Welcome to Baptist Board, a friendly forum to discuss the Baptist Faith in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to all the features that our community has to offer.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon and God Bless!

Lets finish Snoopys story.

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Salty, Sep 2, 2010.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
    Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2003
    Messages:
    23,158
    Likes Received:
    329
    Faith:
    Baptist
    I am sure you have all seen "Peanuts" and often Snoopy will be writing a story. Well, lets finish the story for him.

    Rule # 1
    There are no rules

    On a dark and stormy night, a German fighter pilot was walking up to his plane near the border of Germany.
     
    #1 Salty, Sep 2, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 2, 2010
  2. SBCPreacher

    SBCPreacher Active Member
    Site Supporter

    Joined:
    May 30, 2006
    Messages:
    2,764
    Likes Received:
    0
    Faith:
    Baptist
    But, alas, he forgot to tie his shoes and tripped over his shoelace.
     
  3. abcgrad94

    abcgrad94 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2007
    Messages:
    5,533
    Likes Received:
    0
    He fell and knocked his head against the side of his plane.
     
  4. padredurand

    padredurand Well-Known Member
    Site Supporter

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2004
    Messages:
    4,427
    Likes Received:
    46
    Faith:
    Baptist
    "Autsch. Jetzt habe ich Kopfschmerzen und ein blaues Auge!",said the German pilot.
     
  5. Scarlett O.

    Scarlett O. Well-Known Member
    Site Supporter

    Joined:
    May 22, 2002
    Messages:
    9,872
    Likes Received:
    128
    Faith:
    Baptist
    With his throbbing head and bruised eye, he was not so sure that he could fly the plane, especially in this weather.
     
  6. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
    Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2003
    Messages:
    23,158
    Likes Received:
    329
    Faith:
    Baptist
    In spite of all this, he was determined to acuire that one more hour of flying so he could qualifty for...
     
  7. SBCPreacher

    SBCPreacher Active Member
    Site Supporter

    Joined:
    May 30, 2006
    Messages:
    2,764
    Likes Received:
    0
    Faith:
    Baptist
    ...lunch. But,
     
  8. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
    Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2003
    Messages:
    23,158
    Likes Received:
    329
    Faith:
    Baptist
    ..the mess hall had run out of food the day before, so he...
     
  9. SBCPreacher

    SBCPreacher Active Member
    Site Supporter

    Joined:
    May 30, 2006
    Messages:
    2,764
    Likes Received:
    0
    Faith:
    Baptist
    ...went to MickyD's where he ran into...
     
  10. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
    Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2003
    Messages:
    23,158
    Likes Received:
    329
    Faith:
    Baptist
    ...the Burger King - but he was missing his crown. The King explaned that moring while he was polishing his crown, a man ran up and yelled...
     
  11. SBCPreacher

    SBCPreacher Active Member
    Site Supporter

    Joined:
    May 30, 2006
    Messages:
    2,764
    Likes Received:
    0
    Faith:
    Baptist
    ...hey! ...
     
  12. abcgrad94

    abcgrad94 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2007
    Messages:
    5,533
    Likes Received:
    0
    Then he proceeded to explain in broken English that Burger King had been taken by the Allies and the German's were stuck with only Ronald McDonald for a cook.
     
  13. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
    Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2003
    Messages:
    23,158
    Likes Received:
    329
    Faith:
    Baptist
    After waking up from his dream, he finally decided to train 3 young lieutenants, one of which had never seen a plane.
     
  14. SBCPreacher

    SBCPreacher Active Member
    Site Supporter

    Joined:
    May 30, 2006
    Messages:
    2,764
    Likes Received:
    0
    Faith:
    Baptist
    Oddly enough, these lieutenant's names were Moe, Larry and Curley.
     
  15. abcgrad94

    abcgrad94 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2007
    Messages:
    5,533
    Likes Received:
    0
    The fighter pilot tried to train his new men, but he encountered some problems. For starters, they couldn't seem to understand German, so. . .
     
  16. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
    Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2003
    Messages:
    23,158
    Likes Received:
    329
    Faith:
    Baptist
    he found an Brizilian housekeeper who spoke Italian, but her real idenity was
     
  17. padredurand

    padredurand Well-Known Member
    Site Supporter

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2004
    Messages:
    4,427
    Likes Received:
    46
    Faith:
    Baptist
    Paula Dean. And that wasn't Italian it was Paula's unique southern dialect. She was last heard saying, "Repeat after me, y'all. Butter makes it better."
     
  18. abcgrad94

    abcgrad94 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2007
    Messages:
    5,533
    Likes Received:
    0
    So the fighter pilot greased his plane with butter he stole from the. . .
     
  19. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
    Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2003
    Messages:
    23,158
    Likes Received:
    329
    Faith:
    Baptist
    ... commnaders office because the night before, the commander ....
     
  20. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
    Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2003
    Messages:
    23,158
    Likes Received:
    329
    Faith:
    Baptist
    confiscated it from the Sergeant, who had taken it from the footlocker of....
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Loading...