Man passes gas, and charged with Battery

[tinytim]

http://www.wsaz.com/charleston/headlines/29653059.html

Only in WV! This stinks~!:laugh:

 

[ajg1959]

http://www.wsaz.com/charleston/headlines/29653059.html

Only in WV! This stinks~!:laugh:

If I ever get arrested, I hope I have the "guts" to do that.

AJ

 

[tinytim]

It may just "blow" over....

*** Where is rbell... I "stink" at puns!

 

[Alive in Christ]

I thought we were in a GAS shortage?

Ba da boom....

 

[LeBuick]

Maybe he thought it was a breathalyser.

Or, the officer might have "pulled his finger" to get his prints.

 

[Rippon]

This is nothing to fume about.

 

[NaasPreacher (C4K)]

This is one of the cheesiest news stories I have ever seen, so I think we should just cut it.

 

[Matt Black]

"The one who smelt it dealt it."

 

[NaasPreacher (C4K)]

I hope other such lawbreakers don't get wind of this.

 

[ReformedBaptist]

That second charge really fouled up his record even more. :laugh:

 

[bobbyd]

i felt i needed in on this one, no point in being silent but deadly.

 

[rbell]

this guy did the moral thing.

After all, it is more blessed to give than receive.

 

[bobbyd]

besides, there is always more room out than in.

 

[Matt Black]

Will he plead 'not guilty'? If he does, the response must surely be "The one who denied it supplied it."

 

[Rippon]

Will somone please open the windows?

 

[Timsings]

This story needs a little background music. I suggest Bach's "Air on a G String".

Tim Reynolds

 

[LeBuick]

This story needs a little background music. I suggest Bach's "Air on a G String".

Tim Reynolds

Let the trumpet sound...

 

[Timsings]

Let the trumpet sound...

I don't think I can Handel much more of this.

Tim Reynolds

 

[tinytim]

"Beans, beans a musical fruit... the more you eat, the more you toot... the more you toot, the better you feel... so eat those beans for every meal!!!"

 

[bobbyd]

I don't think I can Handel much more of this.

Tim Reynolds

If it ain't Baroch...don't fix it!