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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Gina B, Oct 8, 2009.

  1. Gina B

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    For quite a while now we've been starting threads that focus on what happens when two titles are put together.
    Whether we're reading the names of threads down the main page of the board or reading them in individual forum sections, sometimes one title blends into the one below for a humorous result!

    Check out what happened when I wedded these titles (the comments under them are mine and not from the board, hehe) :


    1. (reading main board, BT and FB)

    Are heaven and paradise....IFB vs SBC?

    Hmmm...should we start a thread on which one is heaven and which one is paradise?

    2. (reading main board, HF and HT)

    Scriptures to Support....A big 3 weeks US trip in 2011

    Yes! Scriptural support for vacation time. Whoo-hoo! Show it to me!

    3. (reading down prayer request forum)

    We Need Your Prayers...In the Grocery line

    Hrm. Just turn the magazines backwards and step away from the candy bars. You'll be O.K.!

    4. (reading down the News)

    The minimum wage hike has driven the wages of teen employees down to $0.00. ...U.S. Intelligence Community Making Progress

    It's true! Take away teen jobs and they can't buy drugs or that tooth decaying candy. Now that's intelligence!

    5. (reading down GB forum)

    Trun [turn] from evil: Dwell forever...Everyone Wins

    Wait a minute. I think that depends on who you are! Especially if you're really annoying, because then nobody really wants you dwelling around them forever. Kay?


    All right people...your turn! They go fast, so if you see two threads that need to be married, bring 'em on in here quick for the ceremony!
     
  2. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
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    And I thought I had too much time on my hands. :laugh: :smilewinkgrin:
     
  3. tinytim

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    In the archives forum...

    "Jesus didn't believe........Humorous quotes by BB members"

    LOL

    Then right below that...

    "Tithing lottery winnings... Liberals like Christ"...
    Hmmmm only liberals see that Christ is the source of their lottery winnings?????!!!! LOL
     
  4. Gina B

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    (reading down the main page)

    Mary Poppins is on...health stuff

    Thankfully she knows that a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down!
     
  5. tinytim

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    Or maybe that "health stuff" is the reason she can fly!!!
     
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    If you're new here please read

    Favorite lines from movies
     
  7. tinytim

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    OK.. time for a commercial break... I saw this on CNN.com 's front page this morning, and although, this thread is only for BB threads.. .I thought this was funny...

    The headlines were...

    $7 $ex on streets of Johannesburg
    Ticker: Bill Clinton heads back to the trail

    OK.. back to our regularly scheduled BB thread matrimony...
     
  8. Amy.G

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    Whats for Dinner?

    Health Food Snacks and More.
     
  9. Amy.G

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    Jesus didn't believe...

    Humorous Quotes by BB Members...
     
  10. Gina B

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    :laugh::laugh:
     
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    Reminds me ot a movie marquis I saw a few months ago, attempting to advertize two movies. The marquis read:

    Harry Potter The Hangover

    I figured it was a movie about Harry Potter's college years.
     
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    :tongue3:Three Stooges Need advice about vehicles


    Do we them trust them to drive?
     
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    Single Sites Acts: Paul's behaviour before Conversion


    Even Paul struggled with internet addiction (I think my wife is rubbing off on me):thumbs:
     
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    Hotel Soap Obey every ordinance of man


    Cleanliness is next to Godliness
     
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    Seminary Christians and the Parallel Universe


    hmmmmm
     
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    When is hiding who you are permissible? Revival


    ok... I'm done...:applause::smilewinkgrin:
     
  18. Gina B

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    And I love every minute of it, luckyman!

    Here are the two that stood out to me today!

    1. Christian Definitives For...descent from burning springs

    We really DO have the answers for everything, don't we!



    2. Joe Lieberman: I'll block....your favorite hymns

    That makes me sad.
     
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