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My dog's secret

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by mandym, Jun 27, 2012.

  1. mandym

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    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
    He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
    His meals are provided at no cost to him.
    He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
    For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
    He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
    If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
    He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
    He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
    He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
    All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
    I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.......
    I think my dog is a member of Congress!

     
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