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Need a fil in pastor?

Discussion in 'General Baptist Discussions' started by Salty, Mar 5, 2009.

  1. Salty

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    I don't think so.
     
  3. blackbird

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    Abouit all I got from his sermon is that he's eight years old and still doesn't know how to tie his shoes!!!:laugh: :laugh: Or am I the only one who picked up on what he was preachin'????
     
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    Uh, No!! I think that his grandmother did most of the calling regarding his ministry, God seems to have no say so in the matter.
     
  5. tinytim

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    Uh... NO!

    Grandma don't call you... God does.
     
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    Now this would be an interesting service...

     
  7. tinytim

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    I wonder how many puns rbell can get out of that one....

    Diaper and pew... kinda go together...
     
  8. Victorious

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    Maybe...

    After he grows up and goes to Bible College. Oh...and if he get's saved (if he's not already.)
     
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    Wow, that poor boy. Talk about being set up for failure. I wonder if he will ever learn to know who he is.
     
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    The kid is a budding Marjoe Gortner. When he learns all of Marjoe's tricks, the deceived will fall all over themselves.
     
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    All kids toddling down an aisle in diapers would put their hands on people as they walked through. (Well, that or stand there screaming . . .)
     
  12. tinytim

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    I bet he used to talk in tongues too...

    mamamamamamama
    papapapapappa

    doodoodoodoodoo.... in my diaper!
     
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    Oh boy...
    I don´t know if I should weep or laugh.

    But in reply to the OP, this preacher would work better for me. :rolleyes: (yes I am being sarcastic if there is any doubt.)

    For those that can´t understand him, he is "preaching" about creation and evolution.
     
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    I don't think he was using the authorized KJV.
     
  15. Bob Alkire

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    How soon we forget. What a sad story.
     
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    LOL!!! :laugh:
     
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