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New Home Security System--It's Free!

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by InTheLight, Aug 13, 2015.

  1. InTheLight

    InTheLight Well-Known Member

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    We've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our impotent Neighborhood Watch.

    Bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center.

    Now, the local police, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

    I've never felt safer and we're saving $49.95 a month.
     
  2. Bro. Curtis

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    OK, that was pretty good. :thumbs:
     
  3. looc93

    looc93 New Member

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    Oh, ok funny. But also really sad on the other hand.
     
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