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Pan handling

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Amy.G, Jun 2, 2009.

  1. Amy.G

    Amy.G New Member

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    Jose and Carlos are panhandlers.....


    They panhandle in different areas of town.


    Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.


    Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.


    Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".


    Jose says, ... "Look at your sign, what does it say"?


    Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.


    Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"


    Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"?


    Jose shows Carlos his sign......


    It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico ".
     
  2. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
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    If only some of these pan-handlers were to use their smarts for the good of society.....
     
  3. Carolina Baptist

    Carolina Baptist Active Member

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    Sometimes I'm a pan-handler.
    I handle the pan with one hand and a wash rag with the other hand. :D
     
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