Does this really pass for news?
I didn't need the pope to say it in order for me to believe it.
What's next?
(SARCASM ALERT...DO NOT PROCEED UNLESS YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR)
dit..didit..dit..didit We interrupt this program to bring you some breaking news...The pope has just declared that Jesus was a real person, the Bible is a real book, and Heaven is a real place. Reverend John Smith, of the First Church of America, had this to say, "I know. I couldn't believe it either. That stuff we've been preaching for 2,000 years is now declared to be true. Unbelievable!"
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