Preacher Apologizes to Singer for Getting Handsy at Funeral

Any preacher has no business putting his hands on some ones wife


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. . . Taco Bell menu—now that's funny.

 

Happens a lot elsewhere.

Although Its kind of a selective group - huggers. Not for me, I only hug my children, grandkids. Once in a while an exception.

 

Hilarious

 

Detroit?!? Ya could see she was real uncomfortable

 

Of course. Because it is a shot at her ethnicity. Simple minds are easily amused.

 

Yes, but he obviously didn’t know that did he?

 

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are the only survivors of a plane crash in the desert. Though the ordeal has bonded them like brothers they're all now dying of thirst. It looks like it's all over until they find a magic lamp!

"I'll give each of you two wishes," says the genie.

The Englishman knows exactly what he wants. "I wish for a pint of ice cold lager and to be back home in Aylesbury where I belong!"

"Done!" Bellows the genie, and the last thing the Scot and the Paddy see is the Englishman taking a big swig of Kronenbourg as he disappears.

"Alright, who's next?"

"Me!" Shouts the Scot. "I want a bottle of Irn Bru and to be back home with me wife and bairn in Dundee."

The genie waves his hand and the Scot fades from existence greedily quaffing his vile orange piss.

"And yourself?" Asks the genie of the Irishman. Paddy thinks for a moment.

"How about a big bottle of whiskey?" The bottle appears before him almost instantaneously.

"And your second wish?"

"Ah Jaysis? It's no good without company. I want me two best friends back to enjoy it with me!"

 

Like I said.

 

she Grande is Italian

 

I don’t know Tom, how do you look in a short skirt?

 

The gruesome foursome

 

We’ve pretty much got that all combined in our President!

 

Hugging is fine, but grabbing a particular female body part is not. And this guy was supposedly a Bishop too, so can we now stop singling out the Roman Catholic clergy?