Professional Protesters for Your Cause PROTEST

[Revmitchell]

We don't care what your political affiliation is or what your movement is about. You supply the money, we supply the protesters.

Connect
We connect our network of professional protesters with protest organizers using advanced analytics and artificial intelligence to determine the best match.

Secret Payment
No need to worry about 1099 or W9s. We organize and securely pay all protesters with secret Bitcoin currency.




Protest Jobs - Professional Protesters for Hire

 

[Adonia]

We don't care what your political affiliation is or what your movement is about. You supply the money, we supply the protesters.

Connect
We connect our network of professional protesters with protest organizers using advanced analytics and artificial intelligence to determine the best match.

Secret Payment
No need to worry about 1099 or W9s. We organize and securely pay all protesters with secret Bitcoin currency.




Protest Jobs - Professional Protesters for Hire

In these days the government is actually paying them, yes, everyone got a $1200.00 check, remember?

 

[RighteousnessTemperance&]

Oh, that's rich, especially for those now out of work. Tempting. Check out the Mega-Protest option.

This feature is rather alluring:

· Celebrity appearance included! (One celebrity per 100,000 protesters)​

But my favorite has to be:

· Free National Parks tweet comparing the size of your protest to the inauguration​

 

[RighteousnessTemperance&]

Well, I'm having second thoughts. The boldface line in this testimonial also has me LOL.

William Thornton III
"When I needed 3,000 protesters to show up at my America First rally Protest Jobs came through! Everyone I know has a full time job and couldn't take off work. Thank you Protest Jobs!​

 

[Earth Wind and Fire]

In these days the government is actually paying them, yes, everyone got a $1200.00 check, remember?

Whose call was that?

 

[Adonia]

Whose call was that?

There was general agreement between the Congress and the President. Trump money I call it.