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Sending a man to the grocery store...

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by baptistteacher, Dec 17, 2020.

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A wife sent her husband to the store with these instructions:

"Go to the store and get a half gallon of milk. And if they have avocados, get 6."

So the husband goes to the store, and returns with 6 half gallons of milk. His wife asks "Why did you get 6 half gallons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

The guys will get it right away, the ladies will re-read it.

#1 baptistteacher, Dec 17, 2020
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Mrs Salty may have written that!

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Sadly, my wife got it right away. Our 40th anniversary is in a couple of days, and she knows me all too well.

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Some wives could have written it, but not as a joke.

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