Strange and bizarre news...(gross alert!)

[rbell]

Lawyer bites off man's nose in fight: STORY

A Memphis attorney has admitted to biting off part of a man's nose during a confrontation at a popular Midtown restaurant. According to a lawsuit filed by Greg Herbers, Mark Lambert bit off and swallowed part of his nose during a dispute last June at Dish on South Cooper Street. Lambert is a trial attorney with the Cochran Firm.

• I'm sorry, but this stinks to high heaven.
• They were at a restaurant...do you reckon he said, "Keep the tip?"
• Is anyone really surprised the perp was a lawyer? He probably billed him for the time it took to digest the nose.

Dogs eat owner, who committed suicide: STORY

Two tiny dogs are up for adoption after eating their owner.
The pugs, Harry and Sally, spent two weeks in a Papillion, NE home after their 51-year-old owner apparently died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. A neighbor called police last week. Officers found the man dead and determined that his pets had no dog food, forcing them to eat their owner to survive.

"Harry?"
"Yes, Sally?"
"Do these kibbles and bits taste funny to you?"

I hope they don't involve any lawyers in this...his nose has already been consumed.

 

[Magnetic Poles]

"Do these kibbles and bits taste funny to you?"

Perhaps the deceased was a clown.

 

[rbell]

Perhaps the deceased was a clown.

Hey, nice assist on the classic joke.

 

[abcgrad94]

The OP just goes to show you, there is no difference between lawyers and dogs. . .:laugh:

 

[Johnv]

Something in the OP just ....wait for it... smells funny. Not sure what, I can't put my nose on it.

 

[Jon-Marc]

The OP just goes to show you, there is no difference between lawyers and dogs. . .:laugh:

Why are you insulting the dogs? :laugh: