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That is a man for you

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by SaggyWoman, Sep 12, 2009.

  1. SaggyWoman

    SaggyWoman Active Member

    Dec 15, 2000
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    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt..

    Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

    'It depends,' I replied.

    'What does it say on your shirt?'

    He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '

    And they say blondes are dumb....

    A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

    'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'

    The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......

    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

    A: A rumor


    Dear Lord,

    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

    Love to forgive him;

    and Patience for his moods.

    Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

    I'll beat him to death.



    Q: Why do little boys whine?

    A: They are practicing to be men.


    Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

    A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..

    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

    A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
  2. Winman

    Winman Active Member

    Jul 8, 2009
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  3. DrRandyGrace

    DrRandyGrace New Member

    Oct 5, 2007
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    Funny. Really funny. :thumbsup: