Get the scene now: Blackbird is back in the Bird cave workin' on a secret project! rsr is on special assignment--nobody knows--not even "Know it all" Blackbird!!
Before he left he had some scematics drawn out--here they are!! Won't take me but a couple of seconds to fit these wires together and solder 'um togetherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr---there! (I love the smell of that smoke that the solder gun makes!!)
Guess you're wondering what it is???
It is a "Sublinial Thought" Receiver!! You see, anybody can "send" a sublinial thought---they do it all the time at the super markets---"Buy Purina!!" over the store intercom--over and over until you just gotta go and grab you a bag!!!
But this machine---listen up!!!---I've got to be careful with it--its sorta like a Radar gun that the cops use to catch speeders---one of those hand held jobs!!
Its simple to use! I point it at a Poster's name here on the ' Board--squeeze the trigger--wait about a tenth of a second--and bingo!! Its recorded!! Every thought the poster is thinkin'--sublinial!! Its harmless!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, lets prove it on the testin' ground!! Just to show ya'll how harmless it is---I'll point it at my own name first there in the upper left hand corner of the screen!
There!!! See!!! Nothin' but answers!! Just what I thought!!! rsr will want to go to Benny's church and try it out!!!!!!!!! But before we do that---lets point it at a few more names here!!! It only works when you point it at names!! Send me the name of a person you know and I'll point it at um--and you can pick up sublinial messages---Sherrie, real quick!! Give me the name of the gym you and Kenny go to!!!!!!!!!!!Its Dexter somethin' somethin' or other--ain't it???
Well, I have just GOT to find rsr!!!!
Your Southern Baptist preachin', sublinial receivin' buddy,
Blackbird
Before he left he had some scematics drawn out--here they are!! Won't take me but a couple of seconds to fit these wires together and solder 'um togetherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr---there! (I love the smell of that smoke that the solder gun makes!!)
Guess you're wondering what it is???
It is a "Sublinial Thought" Receiver!! You see, anybody can "send" a sublinial thought---they do it all the time at the super markets---"Buy Purina!!" over the store intercom--over and over until you just gotta go and grab you a bag!!!
But this machine---listen up!!!---I've got to be careful with it--its sorta like a Radar gun that the cops use to catch speeders---one of those hand held jobs!!
Its simple to use! I point it at a Poster's name here on the ' Board--squeeze the trigger--wait about a tenth of a second--and bingo!! Its recorded!! Every thought the poster is thinkin'--sublinial!! Its harmless!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, lets prove it on the testin' ground!! Just to show ya'll how harmless it is---I'll point it at my own name first there in the upper left hand corner of the screen!
There!!! See!!! Nothin' but answers!! Just what I thought!!! rsr will want to go to Benny's church and try it out!!!!!!!!! But before we do that---lets point it at a few more names here!!! It only works when you point it at names!! Send me the name of a person you know and I'll point it at um--and you can pick up sublinial messages---Sherrie, real quick!! Give me the name of the gym you and Kenny go to!!!!!!!!!!!Its Dexter somethin' somethin' or other--ain't it???
Well, I have just GOT to find rsr!!!!
Your Southern Baptist preachin', sublinial receivin' buddy,
Blackbird
