Actually, the Holy Roman Empire couldn't have organised a drinking session in a brewery for most of it history either. It was a collection of German States largely who did their own thing by the end in 1806. The EU has now got more power than that...
My spoof election results:-
A. Skinhead (British Union of Blackshirts)- 10,263
Nigel Blazer (UKIP)- 100,510
Patsy Blairbabe (New Look-Labour) - 232,456
Libby Dem (Lib Dem) - 97,435
Sir Bufton Tufton (Conservative) - 476,341
Deirdre Leninspart (Socialist Workers Party- Respect for George Galloway, Saddam and other moustachioed loonies) - 3
Jonathan Porridge (Greens) 25,678
That'll do!
Yours in Christ
Matt