The Monk

One day, a man walked into a monastery to become a monk. The unique aspect of this particular monastery was that every monk in it was allowed to say only two words once a year, spoken directly to the head monk. They accepted him, and after his first year, he walked into the office of the head monk and said his two words which were, “BED HARD.” After the second year, this same monk walked into the head monk’s office and spoke his two words for the year which were, “FOOD BAD.” He came to the end of his third year, and he walked into the head monk’s office to say his two words which were “I QUIT.” The head monk paused for a moment, before looking this monk in the eye and said, “Well, I’m not surprised, after all the complaining you’ve done for the past three years!”... Brother Glen