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The Perceptions Concerning Aging

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Benjamin, May 24, 2012.

  1. Benjamin

    Benjamin Well-Known Member
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    From Mary:

    …AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

    I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

    "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

    "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.


    THEN, THIS UGLY,



    OLD,



    BALDING,



    WRINKLED FACED,



    FAT-&^%$+,



    GRAY-HAIRED,



    DECREPIT



    &@^-OF-A-$!^*#



    ASKED,



    "REALLY, ..?..WHAT DID YOU TEACH ?"
     
  2. mont974x4

    mont974x4 New Member

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    LOL awesome
     
  3. convicted1

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    OUCH................:laugh:
     
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