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The prayer of a righteous man availeth much

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by SonPraises, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. SonPraises

    SonPraises New Member

    Jul 22, 2011
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    A man contemplating the vastness of God was praying one day,

    "O Lord, how long is a million years to you?" he pondered.

    And the Lord answered him:

    "My child, to me a million years is no more than a second to you."

    And then the man pondered,

    "O Lord, how much is a million dollars to you?"

    And the Lord answered him:

    "My child, to me a million dollars is no more than a penny to you."

    Then the man said, "Lord, I'm not a greedy man, but could you toss me just one of your pennies?"

    ANd the Lord answered:

    "Just a second, My child."