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Treating high cholesterol

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Deacon, Mar 30, 2012.

  1. Deacon

    Deacon Well-Known Member
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    Aug 23, 2002
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    I work in a busy cardiology office. This morning a Jewish cardiologist came in chuckling about the patient he just saw.

    She came to the office for some non-specific aches and pains and after checking things out he noted that her only risk factor was an elevated cholesterol level.

    "We'll need to lower that cholesterol level. You can start by staying away from meats, eggs and cheeses" he said.

    The patient looked alarmed, shaking her head and said, “Jesus!, Doc, I can’t stay away from Jesus!”