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Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Spread Of Negative Biden News

Discussion in 'News & Current Events' started by Benjamin, Oct 16, 2020 at 3:07 PM.

  1. Benjamin

    Benjamin Well-Known Member
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    "SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a last-ditch effort to stop negative stories about Joe Biden and his family from spreading, Twitter shut down its entire social network Thursday.

    After seeing account after account tweet out one particularly bad story, CEO Jack Dorsey realized he had to take action. Dorsey smashed a glass box in his office reading "Break In Case Of Bad Publicity For Democrats." Inside the case was a sledgehammer for smashing Twitter's servers.

    "Red alert -- shut the servers down! Shut them all down!"

    Dorsey ran downstairs and started smashing as many computers as he could, but he did need to ask for some help, as the hammer was pretty heavy. None of the programmers could lift the hammer, either. Eventually, they managed to program a robot to pick up the sledgehammer and smash the servers.

    After hearing the Twitter employees talk about critical theory, the robot got woke and began attacking all the cis white males."
     
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    One of the best Babylon Bee articles yet. :Biggrin
     
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    This is a good one, too. :Biggrin

    “Facebook SWAT teams showed up at The Babylon Bee's offices and took our editors into custody for reeducation. We do not think it is going to work, as we will resist any attempts to brainwash us, and also, Mark Zuckerberg is an upstanding citizen and an important contributor to society.”

    Facebook Bans The Babylon Bee For Being Too Accurate
     
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    Biden was exposed by the email showing that he was in contact with his son's business partners in spite of his previous lies.

    Hunter Biden must be a hopeless addict as the military was unable to help him and just discharged him for drugs.

    Twitter (and Facebook) censor the news trying to help Biden.
     
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