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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Winman, Sep 4, 2009.

  1. Winman

    Winman Active Member

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    There were two fish in a big tank.
    One turns and asks the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?".

    There were two birds sitting on a perch.
    One turns to the other and asks, "Do you smell fish?"

    Two peanuts went to New York City. One was a salted, and the other was a roasted.
     
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