Unskilled Workers Report for New Jobs

[Crabtownboy]

And these folk have a very large influence on your life.

Sixty-four unskilled workers will report to new jobs in Washington, D.C. on Tuesday as part of a federal jobs program that provides employment for people unable to find productive work elsewhere.

The new hires, who have no talents or abilities that would make them employable in most workplaces, will be earning a first-year salary of $174,000.


For that sum, the new employees will be expected to work a hundred and thirty-seven days a year, leaving them with two hundred and twenty-eight days of vacation.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...1&spJobID=600420237&spReportId=NjAwNDIwMjM3S0

 

[JonC]

:thumbs: Yep, probably better paying to have them there than on the streets. :laugh: Good article, made my morning.

 

[church mouse guy]

Andy Borowitz is very funny, for a Democrat, who are usually humorless.

When you have open borders, all you get is unskilled labor.

 

[blackbird]

And these folk have a very large influence on your life.

CONGRESS mirrors this news brief!!!!

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