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Ways not to begin a sermon

Discussion in '2003 Archive' started by All about Grace, Aug 15, 2003.

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  1. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    Thank you choir for that special music :eek: . Don't quit your day jobs.
     
    #21 Gib, Aug 16, 2003
  2. Pete Richert

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    I think this is the best so far.
     
    #22 Pete Richert, Aug 16, 2003
  3. bobby c

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    as a wise man and a good friend of mine Benny Hinn once said.
     
    #23 bobby c, Aug 16, 2003
  4. Pete

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    10: Welcome in the name of *...(eg Lord Vader, Jehovah, Benny Hinn, Donald Duck, Arnold Schwarzenegger...etc)

    9: This morning I will be continuing my 78 part series on 2 Corinthians 9:7...

    8: Good morning, this week I converted to *ism... (eg Arminianism, Calvinism, communism, Buddhism, nudism, Mohammedism, etc etc etc)

    7: Lets welcome our special guest preacher, straight from yesterday's Jerry Springer Show...

    6: Fill! Fire! Yes Lord! More! Fire! Fill! More! Fill! More! Fire! :rolleyes:

    5: yabbadabbablabbagabba...

    4: *singing* "How do you do I, see you've met my, faithful handyman..." (If you don't understand this one, please don't ask...)

    3: Now, you all got a red pen when you came in. The following passages in the Bible need correcting in line with my new doctrine...

    2: I'm Jesus, I'm back...

    and the #1 way not to begin a sermon: G'day, I'm Pete! :D

    Pete
     
    #24 Pete, Aug 16, 2003
  5. All about Grace

    All about Grace New Member

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    "If you will take out your complimentary copy of Oprah's magazine from the hymnal racks..."

    "Leading our discussion this morning on self-control, we welcome Bill Bennett"

    "If you are a visitor this morning, we are going to ask you to stand in the spotlight and tell us a little bit about yourself, your family, and your spiritual journey."
     
    #25 All about Grace, Aug 17, 2003
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