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Who's to blame for Martian global warming?

Discussion in '2007 Archive' started by NaasPreacher (C4K), Apr 5, 2007.

  1. NaasPreacher (C4K)

    NaasPreacher (C4K) Well-Known Member

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    Well drill our phunnybones, we done ruined another planet with our toys!Our one hope of innocence is that was really Uncle Martin who did it, then raised his antennae and turned invisible, leading us to believe nobody's really there.
     
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    Now THAT'S a really "inconvenient truth!"
     
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    Wait til I tell my wife her hairspray is melting Mars' polar caps :laugh:
     
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    Better limit those Martian methane emissions....
     
  7. hillclimber1

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    I have a foolproof plan to address the global warming issue. Every man woman and child send $1 to my mail box, and I'll take care of it, every bit as well as the deceivers that want the trillions from us.

    Trust me,
    hill
     
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    Bush and Rove thats who. Everybody know that. ;)
     
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    Ack! I'll take the blame. The kids at school say the number of Algebra problems I assign has ruined half their lives, so why shouldn't that cause Martian global warming too?
     
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    And dont forget Ray Bradbury:laugh:
     
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    It can only be a legitimate cause if it furthers the socialist agenda. :thumbs:
     
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    Algebra didn't ruin my life, but it did take some of my best years.....
     
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    Who's to blame for Martian global warming?

    That's easy. :laugh:

    The United States of America of course.
     
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    I'm with Hillclimber so remember me also! After all, with two we can get the problem of Earth melting solved twice as fast.

    Ooops! Sorry but I have to back out. I just remembered we were taught in school that another Ice Age was coming. I am not sure if I should doubt those experts also, ha. When I mentioned this before in another such debate; one member, apparently in the scientific field, responded with doubt as to what I was stating.

    Anyhow read on. http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/ei...ling_world___by_peter_gwynne.guest.print.html
    I must have missed the Ice Age and massive food shortages but I do recall the gas shortages! But that is another story. By the way, Time ran similar stories.


    Good luck Mars!:laugh:
     
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    Martian-Americans
     
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    haaahahahahhaa beat me to it MP :) "You have made me very angry!" :D


    Ahhh memories. We were told The Next Great Ice Age™ was well on the way in high school in 1984. Not really worth mentioning it to the Chicken Littleists now though because they'll just come out with something like "But now we know more and can work out what is REALLY happening..." Of course if the scientists change their mind again in another 20 years the same Chicken Littleists will say the same thing then as they rant about The Next Great Ice Age II;)
     
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  17. hillclimber1

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    A salient point here would be, what do the Algore devotees say about this.
     
  18. Magnetic Poles

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    Actually Venus is a better example of runaway greenhouse effect. That is the end result of global warming.
     
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