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Woman Sues Sports Bar After Getting Stuck in Toilet

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Revmitchell

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A woman is suing a Pennsylvania sports bar and restaurant, saying she got stuck inside a toilet bowl for 20 minutes after the seat broke.


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Rippon

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Aw commode folks.Look at the material I have to work with.Rbell,where are you when we need you?Don't let the wee hours over there keep you from posting on this most unusual story.
 
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Allan

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Revmitchell said:
A woman is suing a Pennsylvania sports bar and restaurant, saying she got stuck inside a toilet bowl for 20 minutes after the seat broke.


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Kinda gives a new meaning to bathroom breaks, huh?
 
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tinytim said:
It's Walmart's fault!
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Tiny, now I would think you could relate to her predicament after your bowl experience. You guys should form a support group... :laugh:

You can meet at Walmart... :thumbs:
 
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The whole suit is suspicious.

1. What is someone who has had recent hip surgery doing out n a bar?

2. Why is the manufacturer included in the suit? It appears they are looking for the deepest pockets.
 
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rbell

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You know, if I were the bar owner, I would sewer right back.

(waiting....waiting.....NOW the obligatory rim shot).
 
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LeBuick said:
Tiny, now I would think you could relate to her predicament after your bowl experience. You guys should form a support group... :laugh:

You can meet at Walmart... :thumbs:
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I was secretly hoping noone would bring that up!!! :laugh: I was actually hoping you all would forget....

A support group huh? Maybe we could call it Americans for bigger bowls...

nah, that won't work... Willie Nelson will try to join thinking we were a support group for pot... instead of pots!
 
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rbell

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Rippon said:
Aw commode folks.Look at the material I have to work with.Rbell,where are you when we need you?Don't let the wee hours over there keep you from posting on this most unusual story.
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I'm flattered! :D

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  • Representatives of the sports bar referred to this woman as their "number one" customer.
  • Paramedics found her in good condition, just a bit wiped out.
  • Co-defendants are the United Negro College Fund. They issued a statement: "Waste is a terrible thing to mind."
  • Local pastors in the area are concerned about the incident. Most will be talking about it in Sunday sermons...the text apparently will come from the book of John.
  • Word has it that Ohio State was looking to hire the lady as an assistant coach. The deal fell through, however; they decided the last thing they needed was someone who couldn't hold up during bowl season.
Rippon, since I had to work on this after hours, I've gotta charge you time and a half. :laugh:
 
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tinytim said:
I was secretly hoping noone would bring that up!!! :laugh: I was actually hoping you all would forget....

A support group huh? Maybe we could call it Americans for bigger bowls...

nah, that won't work... Willie Nelson will try to join thinking we were a support group for pot... instead of pots!
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Willie and friends... :laugh: :wavey: :thumbs:
 
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