You just cannot make this stuff up!

[mandym]

Butt injection with 'Fix a Flat' leads to arrest

A Miami Gardens transgender woman is facing charges of practicing medicine without a license after police say she injected a patient's rear with everything but the kitchen sink in an illegal cosmetic surgery procedure.

Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested Friday after an investigation by Miami Gardens Police and the Florida Department of Health.

According to police, the victim saw Morris in May and was injected in her buttocks with a substance consisting of cement, "Fix a Flat," mineral oil and super glue.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4536150...injection-fix-flat-leads-arrest/#.TsghMbLNmtR

 

[mcdirector]

I loved this:

The victim was later hospitalized with a serious medical condition as a result of the injections.

Do Tell? That's usually what happens when you put (or let someone put) that kind of stuff in your body.

 

[mandym]

Talk about carrying around a "spare tire"! :laugh:

 

[Magnetic Poles]

Talk about carrying around a "spare tire"! :laugh:

Finally, Mandy says something I can get "behind". Sir Mix A Lot would like this.