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YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE A MARINE !!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by agedman, Dec 4, 2015.

  1. agedman

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    A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher.




    Just before the school year started, he injured his back and was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.




    On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-alack punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were ready to test his discipline in the classroom. They were particularly sully with feet on desks, leaning back in chairs, and sour looks as he entered the classroom.




    Walking confidently across the room, the new teacher opened the window wide turned, walked over to his desk, and turned toward the students. He didn't say a word, but when a strong breeze made his tie flap, he grabbed up a stapler and banged three staples through the tie to his chest without flinching.



    Dead silence...




    The rest of the year went very smoothly.
     
  2. tyndale1946

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    Yeah I have a sticker on my car that says:
    Not as MEAN!
    Not as LEAN!
    But still... A MARINE!... Brother Glen... I don't mean to brag but here is the last part of the Marine Corp HymnBiggrin

    If the Army and the Navy
    Ever look on Heaven's scenes;
    They will find the streets are guarded
    By United States Marines.
     
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    just-want-peace Well-Known Member
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    Can we get this guy in the white house???:D
     
  4. MNJacob

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    I have the highest respect for all member (both former and current) of our Armed Forces. I especially enjoy those church services when we honor former members. There always seem to be multiple members of the Army, Navy and Air Force, but there is usually just one Marine............because it usually just takes one!

    Hooorah!
     
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  5. TCassidy

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    I, personally, abhor the divisiveness of "my branch can beat up your branch" attitudes.

    The issue is not what branch you served with, or when you served, or how you served.

    The issue is THAT you served. :)
     
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    You probably meant surly.
     
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    Semper Fi.
    Nuff said
     
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    Oh yea.....Thumbsup
     
  9. Earth Wind and Fire

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    "Oorahh"
     
  10. JohnDBaptiste

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    I tried to be a marine, but my head wouldn't fit in a jar.

    oo rah
     
  11. tyndale1946

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    That's a good one... We are also called Jungle bunnies and a friend of mine also coined a good one from the initials USMC... Uncle Sam's Misguided Children... But remember when their is a conflict that needs taking care of, if they lets us... Call the Marines!... Oops I forgot one... Leathernecks!... OOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRAAAAH!... Now that definately felt better... Brother Glen:D:DCool
     
  12. Salty

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    T- did you serve in the military?
     
  13. TCassidy

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    Yes.
     
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  14. Salty

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    Oh, I see - you were just in the Air Force.
    Any reason you did not want to join the military?
     
  15. TCassidy

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    I was Army.
     
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    I was a squid 1979-1983 But I have nothing but respect for the corps!
    Semper Fi
     
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  17. Salty

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    I've been on guard duty for the past 36 hours, anything I posted since 1700 hurs needs to be ddisregared
     
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