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Discussion in 'General Baptist Discussions' started by menageriekeeper, Dec 8, 2005.

  1. menageriekeeper

    menageriekeeper Active Member

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    Son wishes to know how the size of Noah's ark compares to the size of the Titanic.

    Someone care to give me an idea?
     
  2. Johnv

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    Titanic was about twice as long (450 ft vs 900 ft).
     
  3. blackbird

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    But one of um rose above water and the other sunk below water-----not at the same time, of course!!!
     
  4. John of Japan

    John of Japan Well-Known Member

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    Did Titanic have as many animals on board? ;)
     
  5. menageriekeeper

    menageriekeeper Active Member

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    LOL JoJ! Son hasn't thought to ask that question yet. He was quite satisfied with JohnV's answer.

    He does agree that Noah and God were better builders than those who built and sailed Titanic.
     
  6. cojosh

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    A boat made of Gopher wood survived a catastrophic worldwide disaster and the hi-tech Titanic got taken down by a block of ice. [​IMG]
     
  7. John of Japan

    John of Japan Well-Known Member

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    I love this kid! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  8. John of Japan

    John of Japan Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of the story of a famous Baptist preacher's kid (don't remember who, old time SBC I think) who came home and told his father he didn't believe all that stuff about the Red Sea being parted. His Dad said, "Well son, we have to believe it because God is the one who did it." The boy said, "Well, if you're going to drag God into it, I guess I have to believe it too!"
     
  9. PamelaK

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    The Titanic was billed as the ship that not even God could sink. I would not have wanted to be the captain of that ship!!
     
  10. blackbird

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    You'd have done what he did, PamelaK!! Your last voyage would have been to the bottom of the sea!!!
     
  11. Brother Ian

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    Smart kid, it's good to see he is inquisitive about the things of God.
     
  12. Johnv

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    Just some rats and a few members of English aristocracy. Normally, measures are taken to prevent them from boarding. Same with the rats.
     
  13. John of Japan

    John of Japan Well-Known Member

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    Just some rats and a few members of English aristocracy. Normally, measures are taken to prevent them from boarding. Same with the rats. </font>[/QUOTE][​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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