Everything's an argument.

[SaggyWoman]

We live in a non christian world.

Should we go to non christian establishments?

Should we drive on roads not built by Christians?

Should we wear shoes not constructed by Christians?

 

[mcdirector]

I'm watching Inkheart right now. Not a Christian movie either.

 

[SaggyWoman]

I just watched wizard of Oz. The cowardly lion is a Christian.

 

[mcdirector]

I just watched wizard of Oz. The cowardly lion is a Christian.

Where in the world did you come up with that?

 

[SaggyWoman]

I don't know. It felt good.

 

[SaggyWoman]

I might want to sing it over and over again.

 

[mcdirector]

I don't know. It felt good.

*shaking head*

You cannot make major proclamations like this based on feelings girl!

 

[mcdirector]

I might want to sing it over and over again.

How's your singing?

 

[SaggyWoman]

Why not? Everyone else does.

 

[SaggyWoman]

How's your singing?

Not good. ............................

 

[mcdirector]

Why not? Everyone else does.

Everyone else does! Everyone else does!

OK, go ahead.

 

[mcdirector]

Not good. ............................

I'll get my ear muffs then.

 

[SaggyWoman]

Everyone else does! Everyone else does!

OK, go ahead.

Bwahahahhaahha.

Seriously, actually, I don't know where in my past I heard this, but somehow the Cowardly lion represents Christians.

 

[SaggyWoman]

I'll get my ear muffs then.

Might take more than ear muffs. Might try corn cobs.

 

[mcdirector]

Might take more than ear muffs. Might try corn cobs.

Maybe it would be easier if you just didn't sing then.

 

[padredurand]

Might take more than ear muffs. Might try corn cobs.

Corn cobs for ear muffs? How little you women folk know. Corn cobs are for the other end.

 

[abcgrad94]

Singing? Isn't singing produced from an emotional response and aren't emotions SINFUL! Cease that joyful noise right now, young lady!

 

[mcdirector]

Singing? Isn't singing produced from an emotional response and aren't emotions SINFUL! Cease that joyful noise right now, young lady!

But she's already said her noise isn't joyful

 

[abcgrad94]

But she's already said her noise isn't joyful

Then it must be akin to vain babbling, which is forbidden in the Baptist creed.

 

[SaggyWoman]

But she's already said her noise isn't joyful

My joyful noise is joyful, but it is horribly joyful.