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OK, I'm willing to contribute $5 toward starting a fund to get Al Gore and any envirocrazies to go and populate that place.
Of course, I doubt if Al goes, any females will...but heck: We don't want to overpopulate now, do we?
Keep your eyes open for any collections being taken up. I think we oughta get on this pronto.
Just think: they could eat bark, eschew air conditioning and indoor plumbing, do without toilet paper and electricity, not burn anything, and refuse to exhale. A pollution-free utopia!
(Of course, the survivors there would have to hermetically seal their comrades' corpses when they died from malnutrition, disease, exposure, or...er....unsanitary backsides. And since they'd wanna go green even with that...does anyone know how to do that without using lead or plastic?)
OK, I'm willing to contribute $5 toward starting a fund to get Al Gore and any envirocrazies to go and populate that place.
Of course, I doubt if Al goes, any females will...but heck: We don't want to overpopulate now, do we?
Keep your eyes open for any collections being taken up. I think we oughta get on this pronto.
Just think: they could eat bark, eschew air conditioning and indoor plumbing, do without toilet paper and electricity, not burn anything, and refuse to exhale. A pollution-free utopia!
(Of course, the survivors there would have to hermetically seal their comrades' corpses when they died from malnutrition, disease, exposure, or...er....unsanitary backsides. And since they'd wanna go green even with that...does anyone know how to do that without using lead or plastic?)