I bet a hundred bucks could convince the gravediggers to "accidentally" dig another hole or two. Cover the hole up with a rug, and escort these cretins right over the rug.
Now...I'm not suggesting burying these goons alive. That would be wrong.
Rather, my thought is this: we could put some of the following down there:
-A male interior designer, makeup artist, or figure skater.
-Perez Hilton.
-A couple of Navy Seals or US Marines (make sure and show them beforehand the "thank God for IED" signs these morons made).
-Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg.
-Maybe a couple of world-class journalists, such as Bill Maher or Keith Olbermann.
-Twin brothers Janet Reno and Janet Napolitano.
OK...in deference to our troops, I'd say let's make sure our Marines & Navy Seals didn't have to stay down in there for more than 5 minutes. After all, they don't deserve that kind of punishment.
But after our troops have a meeting with them, let the rest of that crew hang out for an hour or two. Not sure what would come of it...but at the very least, we'd have all those folks in a hole for a little while. That would make our earth a better place, if only temporarily...