Duh! I am Kettle and admit I enjoy a bit of banter, If you thought I wasn't including myself in the Battle Royale you were mistake.
Wait on the go ahead from corporate office. Then will need several weeks to promote the event etc. etc.etc. How about a wave to a screeching guitar solo under the booming of fireworks. Since I haven't noticed you in the contender pot (haha) How are you at setting up such stuff?
Sorry Guy's! my experience regarding you two is, although you have shown improvement at time, you don't have the heart to consistently level the death blow. No 'eye of the tiger', but you could be my "corner men" if you can apply ice and hand me a water bottle.
I generally like the idea in the OP, but think a "Survivor" Baptist Board Island game might be better. We simply have a poll and vote certain posters off our little island in the interweb ocean. The tribe has spoken and "Poof"
You speak in riddles
For many of the threads you start your intentions are unclear
You are a response baiter
You jab harder than most
You introduce people who don’t seem to be there at all
You can't spell Georgia. You are from Georgia right?
Just to try to clarify the purpose of the Battle Royale. It is to give those that are inclined to sarcasm and cuts an arena where they are "welcome" to use those gifts they've been given.
Kinda like the game section where each person solves and creates a problem. Each person will comment with a remark to the previous poster (S) THUS, letting out that snark in a controlled environment hopefully draining the need to regularly do it during typical discussions.
And, so the average "lurker" doesn't have to see it, let them pay to watch satisfying that "car wreck" need to look. (as I've recently seen it described.)