except when you give an answer for a general person - you then give an answer for what a Baptist would do - then after your answers - be sure you give a new situation for the next poster to answer. Ok here we go
Mom sees that she only has 3 TV dinners for 4 family members:
Mom sends Dad to the store to buy a fourth TV dinner, and while he is there, he gets 1/2 gallon of ice cream
But a Baptist would:
mom would send Dad to the church because there is probably some kind of meeting with refreshments - then on the way home he gets a ice cream cone just for himself
Junior has borrowed the car, but he runs out of gas on the way home - but Dad is just sitting down to watch Monday Night Football
A man sees an ad in the paper where someone is giving away a box of old baseball cards.
A regular person would just go and take the free baseball cards, never telling the sweet old lady that they were worth $100,000, but a Baptist would-- what?
... and will say his prospective son-in-law goes to that church and he needs to know how to argue for his conversion to Baptist before he'll let him marry his daughter.
A Baptist lets the collection plate go by without putting anything in, and says ...